But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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