At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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