if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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