im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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