Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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