I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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