If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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