I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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