Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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