Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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