That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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