just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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