all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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