Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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