i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Quick, to the slutcave!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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