I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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