You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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