did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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