yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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