Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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