2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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