oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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