If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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