Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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