i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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