My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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