I love black thongs
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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