so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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