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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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