Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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