I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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