with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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