i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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