Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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