Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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