She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
In America we eat man semen.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
