so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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