my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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