You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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