vagina is talking i cant
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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