woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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