on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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