Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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