redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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