Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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