Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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