I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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