dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
