If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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