She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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