thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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