He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
nutella sex= disaster
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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