STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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