After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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