like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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