so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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